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Post by Lynnie on Dec 2, 2012 20:41:55 GMT
Christmas is cancelled. Nativity scenes are banned Just in case they might "offend" The people of this land. Santa's just an alcoholic, Who happens to be fat. "A stranger in your sitting-room? We really don't want that!" Christmas is just no good For little girls and boys. It just won't do to see them happy, Playing with their brand new toys. Christmas is cancelled For safety reasons, you see. Little Susie could get hurt From dressing up as Mary. Little Johnny over there, Dressed as an angel so bright, Could catch his wings on a candle And set himself alight. Christmas is cancelled. The Scrooges have seen to that! "People happy? Being jolly? We really can't have that!"
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