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Post by Lynnie on Mar 6, 2013 23:46:37 GMT
“GOO”-EY RACES.
The spectators soon took their places To witness the time-trial races – but the bikers said “Phew!” When they let out a “GOO!” And ended up with egg on their faces.
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Post by Lynnie on Mar 6, 2013 23:50:28 GMT
BANG – AND THE DIRT STICKS LIKE GLUE!
Have you seen those adverts With the man who cleans his shower With a bottle of Cillit Bang? It really has the power!
Yet, when I tried to use it To clean my dirty shower, It left my knees a-knocking, As I scrubbed for hours and hours!
I tried to clean the shower head, But things went horribly wrong. My arms began to ache As they grew mighty long!
I tried to scrub the door And get it sparkling clean – but the dirt refused to move! It made me want to scream!
Cillit Bang was just no good For getting bathrooms clean, So I threw him out last night – and I’m back with Mr Sheen!
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Post by Lynnie on Mar 7, 2013 0:02:02 GMT
Flora - The Margarine For WOMEN!
I bought a tub of margarine. It said that “it’s for men”, To spread upon their bread With chicken and cayenne.
Yet why is it us women Who have to make their sarnies And fill them up with chips? ARGH!!! It drives me barmy!
I have to get up early To make his bacon butties – ‘cause, if I don’t, he’ll grumble – and ARGH!!! He’ll drive me nutty!
I think they should rename it “The margarine for women”, ‘Cause if men try to use it, It’s sure to send them running!
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Post by Lynnie on Mar 7, 2013 0:19:26 GMT
I posted these three poems together for two reasons:
(1) They all have one thing in common; namely that I wrote about commercials that were shown here in the UK and (2) to apologize in advance if I have offended anyone (especially men, as Flora Margarine, the subject of my 3rd poem, had a slogan during the 70's and 80's - "The Margarine For Men."
If any of these poems have caused any offence at all, please let me know and I'll remove them.
Thank you.
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