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Post by Lynnie on Aug 2, 2013 19:51:59 GMT
To Whom It May Concern:
Your bills are dressed quite shabbily In clothes of boring brown. Each time they land upon my mat, They make me groan and frown.
So I’ve come up with an idea To clothe your bills so fine. Just dress them up in sunshine yellow – and they’ll look simply divine!
Those bills will look quite dashing In suits of finest yellow. I’ll be so proud to open them – and my temper will be mellow.
I shall not scream, nor run and hide, When I see what lies inside – as, when I open those jackets of honey, I’m sure you won’t be wanting my money. ;D
Yet, if a bill for hundreds of pounds Should land upon my mat Dressed in shades of dullest brown, I’ll feed it to my cat!
Speaking of the dreaded fees, I fear that you’ll recoil, As my advice comes at a price That will make your temper boil.
I’ll send my bill directly to you, Plus charges for packing and postage – and when you read my statement, Your temper will hit high voltage!
Yours faithfully, Lynn.
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